how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
daaammmnn girl are you the sun cuz you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”